‘Yeh dhai kilo ka haath jab kisipe padtha hai na, toh aadmi uth-ta nahi uthh jaata hai.’
‘Tareekh pe tareekh, tareekh pe tareekh, tareekh pe tareekh milti gayi My Lord, Per insaaf nahi mila!’
‘Agar aapka Pakistan zindabad hai toh isme humein koi aitraaz nahi lekin hamara Hindustan zindabad tha, zindabad hai aur zindabad rahega.’
‘Yeh mazdoor ka haath hai, loha pighlakar uska aakar badal deta hai’
‘Sadde wich Gandhi bhi hai, Patel bhi hai…te thoda Bhagat Singh bhi hai’
‘Jatt risky after balti bhar whiskey’
‘Pehli goli woh chalayega, Aur aakhri goli hum.’